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Fun with penalties pt.1

I hope to do a 2 part series on this…as I got another idea on the penalty subject..well see how it comes out…looking up penalties…I found some of these rare penalties…my commentary in italicBiting...

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dun dun da dunnnnnnnn!

turns out firefox was an approved browser...I love all of your except Rudy fuck that guy....I dont mean that Rudy..yes I do BUTTPLUG!!!

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Fun with Penalties Pt.2: Up in Da club

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hey where the fuck is everyone?...this is how I roll with my golden seals...

hey where the fuck is everyone?...this is how I roll with my golden seals whiskey glass..and yes I do dry chili's and make awesome salsa....duuuuuuude I had some newcastle in a keg it was awesome

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Spade changes for ever

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Go Las Vegas Wranglers!

Wrangle me some goals partner! I tried to do this days ago on my kindle and well it was like slamming the toilet seat on your penis...so I waited till lunch time at work... So I went to my first...

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3 mins ye all waste yer time!

hey look its Mike Chen or Earl! My kids are in town...so I’m in a cheeky mood..So far they’ve enjoyed the great pleasures of the city of sin..I’m letting them stay up later..eat more candy..having fun...

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f#@& 2012 bring on 2013

first off hung over uuuuuugggggg.....so ya 2012 sucked let me count the ways:lockoutcourt hearings for meshit jobsConnecticut shootingslockoutsteelerz bounced from playoffsbloggers peacing outmaroon...

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New nicknames for new ducks and thoughts on first 2 games

I kinda started this and then found out I had shit for new nicknames for the new ducks but bored at worked..and did it anyways...so I'm open to new nicknames...Earl is good with them...before we get to...

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things for a ducks fan to do while ducks take a break from being awesome

we all know you come to me when you have problems and dilemmas...I am the man with the master plan....a Latin Buddha who dispenses wisdom from his shaft of knowledgewe don't play till Sunday...that...

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Us against the fenwick and the world

an anaheim smackdown right hereget ready to lose 12 in a row guyssome quotes from the article:But how much of their early-season success is for real, and should we be counting on the Ducks to hang...

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spade on the jumbotron a journal in debauchery

friday march 8th6:20am las vegaswake up as usual in the nude...admire myself in the mirror scratch my ass take out buttplug get ready for work7am-10:30 workwaste time on BOC order machaca burrito with...

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Spade mid-season patos grades UPDATED! now with a poll and Cogs!

I am spade...I am anti-stats...anti-corsi..anti PDO..D-O-double G...anti fenwick starwick candlewick...Im too busy getting laid getting drunk...going to court...recovering from hang overs to get too...

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you say regress I say progress: Ducks-Hawks recap

YAY THE DUCKS WON!re·gress[v. ri-gres; n. ree-gres] Show IPAverb (used without object)1.to move backward; go back.2.to revert to an earlier or less advanced state or form.noun3.the act of going back;...

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Spade is here to calm your fears

come lay down its gonna be okI imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm?Tumbling down the rabbit hole? Ducks fans? Well besides our nuts being halfway up our assholes..it's a huge...

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more changes for spade and ducks thoughts

first off congrats to all the cali teams in making the playoffs...theres a good chance one of the teams is gonna fall flat on their erect dicks and everyone expects that team to be the ducks..we ducks...

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Bobby Ryans Teaful good bye

later assholes!I leaving you all...I needed to re-set or re-start...or whatever....fuck your golf courses and weather..and making wingers play out of position...I hope you choke on your prospects and...

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Teemu: Un-Teaful last ride

look at my gunsI am teemu...I am hockey player...I am trayvon...I am what ever is the correct side of arab spring egypt thang....I am sexier and better than you..im also actor..and restaurant ownerid...

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Mayor Spade: thought's on first 2 weeks of the season for the ducks

My new job is extremely time consuming so i don't have much time as I used to...so this will be rushed and shitty..but i need to talk ducks hockeyafter the fuckin horror that was the opening game of...

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Spade @Nucks and thoughts and lube

a picture of spade handwriting this post to give to his assistant...yes thats me..I know why the marachis are always smilingfirst off lets recap last nite against the yotesdefensmen goals?...hampus...

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DUCKS GAMEDAY: they got the devil all wrong

Jer asked me to do this...well BEGGED ME...since he has to to fill his brown people quota or they shut this blog down..I chose today since he offered a weekend post and no one reads BOC posts on the...

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Seriously who the F%&* is going to the outdoor game?

you know its gonna be an event this weekend...like when you finally got that 3some set up you've been greasing the tracks for, for years with your girlLike that situation..you have to be ready for...

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ducks thoughts heading into the playoffs and boobs

first off...boobs....lets get serious for a moment:see ducks.."passion" should be your playoff motto"2nd off ...fuck... meg hardie har har we got your bannercredit sleekus-maximus-prius-chorusok with...

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Ducks vs. Bruins Gameday: Thumbs Up! A spade post

Summary? I am awesome.-SpadeYo playas what up?First off big announcement I am your new ducks blogger for Battle of  California!!! FINALLY! RIGHT?Jer after watching "A Million Ways to Die in the West"...

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Ducks vs Gorton’s Fish Sticks: Answers Revealed

What if there was no bullsh*t answer?So hey I guess that players only meeting sorta worked, we didn't get smoked. We won that tight checking type of game. We have 2 games in a row to fuck it up and go...

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Ducks Bingo is Back: 2015 Playoff Edition

Since we have Ang and she's old we have to do Bingo, no age discrimination in these parts2015 Ducks BingoIf Stoner sits like he should .Replace with da Wiz or Gulp DepresThey better not fuckin sit...

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Weird Vegas: A Short Story

I did something similar years ago when I didn’t have white hair on my pubes. It turned out pretty well (see here). It’s using quotes (some slightly altered, but about 95% unaltered) from a favorite...

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Ducks vs. Fish Sticks Team: Sucks to be you man

You know who it doesn't suck to be? Ian and Guy FieriYou a Ducks fans?...it sucks to be youYou not off for the next two weeks like me...it sucks to be youYou like a team that has a bald captain that...

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Ducks Gameday: Pink Eye?

Anyone up for some pink eye? Come rub my eyeballs!I might have pink eye I am told by my some shitty urgent care doctor. I thought only cats and vagrants get that shit. What do you get it from? Lemme do...

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Happy Birthday-Day, a Spade post

Its Happy Birthday-Day.....today!!My beautiful daughter Ciel turns 2!!!(she is the milkmans daughter. Only girl to have brown hair in our family as opposed to black..hmmmmm)I turn some new age...

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