Fun with penalties pt.1
I hope to do a 2 part series on this…as I got another idea on the penalty subject..well see how it comes out…looking up penalties…I found some of these rare penalties…my commentary in italicBiting...
View Articledun dun da dunnnnnnnn!
turns out firefox was an approved browser...I love all of your except Rudy fuck that guy....I dont mean that Rudy..yes I do BUTTPLUG!!!
View ArticleFun with Penalties Pt.2: Up in Da club
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View Articlehey where the fuck is everyone?...this is how I roll with my golden seals...
hey where the fuck is everyone?...this is how I roll with my golden seals whiskey glass..and yes I do dry chili's and make awesome salsa....duuuuuuude I had some newcastle in a keg it was awesome
View ArticleSpade changes for ever
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View ArticleGo Las Vegas Wranglers!
Wrangle me some goals partner! I tried to do this days ago on my kindle and well it was like slamming the toilet seat on your penis...so I waited till lunch time at work... So I went to my first...
View Article3 mins ye all waste yer time!
hey look its Mike Chen or Earl! My kids are in town...so I’m in a cheeky mood..So far they’ve enjoyed the great pleasures of the city of sin..I’m letting them stay up later..eat more candy..having fun...
View Articlef#@& 2012 bring on 2013
first off hung over uuuuuugggggg.....so ya 2012 sucked let me count the ways:lockoutcourt hearings for meshit jobsConnecticut shootingslockoutsteelerz bounced from playoffsbloggers peacing outmaroon...
View ArticleNew nicknames for new ducks and thoughts on first 2 games
I kinda started this and then found out I had shit for new nicknames for the new ducks but bored at worked..and did it anyways...so I'm open to new nicknames...Earl is good with them...before we get to...
View Articlethings for a ducks fan to do while ducks take a break from being awesome
we all know you come to me when you have problems and dilemmas...I am the man with the master plan....a Latin Buddha who dispenses wisdom from his shaft of knowledgewe don't play till Sunday...that...
View ArticleUs against the fenwick and the world
an anaheim smackdown right hereget ready to lose 12 in a row guyssome quotes from the article:But how much of their early-season success is for real, and should we be counting on the Ducks to hang...
View Articlespade on the jumbotron a journal in debauchery
friday march 8th6:20am las vegaswake up as usual in the nude...admire myself in the mirror scratch my ass take out buttplug get ready for work7am-10:30 workwaste time on BOC order machaca burrito with...
View ArticleSpade mid-season patos grades UPDATED! now with a poll and Cogs!
I am spade...I am anti-stats...anti-corsi..anti PDO..D-O-double G...anti fenwick starwick candlewick...Im too busy getting laid getting drunk...going to court...recovering from hang overs to get too...
View Articleyou say regress I say progress: Ducks-Hawks recap
YAY THE DUCKS WON!re·gress[v. ri-gres; n. ree-gres] Show IPAverb (used without object)1.to move backward; go back.2.to revert to an earlier or less advanced state or form.noun3.the act of going back;...
View ArticleSpade is here to calm your fears
come lay down its gonna be okI imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm?Tumbling down the rabbit hole? Ducks fans? Well besides our nuts being halfway up our assholes..it's a huge...
View Articlemore changes for spade and ducks thoughts
first off congrats to all the cali teams in making the playoffs...theres a good chance one of the teams is gonna fall flat on their erect dicks and everyone expects that team to be the ducks..we ducks...
View ArticleBobby Ryans Teaful good bye
later assholes!I leaving you all...I needed to re-set or re-start...or whatever....fuck your golf courses and weather..and making wingers play out of position...I hope you choke on your prospects and...
View ArticleTeemu: Un-Teaful last ride
look at my gunsI am teemu...I am hockey player...I am trayvon...I am what ever is the correct side of arab spring egypt thang....I am sexier and better than you..im also actor..and restaurant ownerid...
View ArticleMayor Spade: thought's on first 2 weeks of the season for the ducks
My new job is extremely time consuming so i don't have much time as I used to...so this will be rushed and shitty..but i need to talk ducks hockeyafter the fuckin horror that was the opening game of...
View ArticleSpade @Nucks and thoughts and lube
a picture of spade handwriting this post to give to his assistant...yes thats me..I know why the marachis are always smilingfirst off lets recap last nite against the yotesdefensmen goals?...hampus...
View ArticleDUCKS GAMEDAY: they got the devil all wrong
Jer asked me to do this...well BEGGED ME...since he has to to fill his brown people quota or they shut this blog down..I chose today since he offered a weekend post and no one reads BOC posts on the...
View ArticleSeriously who the F%&* is going to the outdoor game?
you know its gonna be an event this weekend...like when you finally got that 3some set up you've been greasing the tracks for, for years with your girlLike that situation..you have to be ready for...
View Articleducks thoughts heading into the playoffs and boobs
first off...boobs....lets get serious for a moment:see ducks.."passion" should be your playoff motto"2nd off ...fuck... meg hardie har har we got your bannercredit sleekus-maximus-prius-chorusok with...
View ArticleDucks vs. Bruins Gameday: Thumbs Up! A spade post
Summary? I am awesome.-SpadeYo playas what up?First off big announcement I am your new ducks blogger for Battle of California!!! FINALLY! RIGHT?Jer after watching "A Million Ways to Die in the West"...
View ArticleDucks vs Gorton’s Fish Sticks: Answers Revealed
What if there was no bullsh*t answer?So hey I guess that players only meeting sorta worked, we didn't get smoked. We won that tight checking type of game. We have 2 games in a row to fuck it up and go...
View ArticleDucks Bingo is Back: 2015 Playoff Edition
Since we have Ang and she's old we have to do Bingo, no age discrimination in these parts2015 Ducks BingoIf Stoner sits like he should .Replace with da Wiz or Gulp DepresThey better not fuckin sit...
View ArticleWeird Vegas: A Short Story
I did something similar years ago when I didn’t have white hair on my pubes. It turned out pretty well (see here). It’s using quotes (some slightly altered, but about 95% unaltered) from a favorite...
View ArticleDucks vs. Fish Sticks Team: Sucks to be you man
You know who it doesn't suck to be? Ian and Guy FieriYou a Ducks fans?...it sucks to be youYou not off for the next two weeks like me...it sucks to be youYou like a team that has a bald captain that...
View ArticleDucks Gameday: Pink Eye?
Anyone up for some pink eye? Come rub my eyeballs!I might have pink eye I am told by my some shitty urgent care doctor. I thought only cats and vagrants get that shit. What do you get it from? Lemme do...
View ArticleHappy Birthday-Day, a Spade post
Its Happy Birthday-Day.....today!!My beautiful daughter Ciel turns 2!!!(she is the milkmans daughter. Only girl to have brown hair in our family as opposed to black..hmmmmm)I turn some new age...
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